
PYGMALION
MAIN CHARACTERS:
Eliza Doolittle (E): a poor flower girl who is ____________(ambition) to improve herself Professor Higgins (H): an expert in phonetics, ______________ (convince) that the quality of a person's English decides his/her position in society
Colonel Pickering (CP): an officer in the army and later a friend of Higgins' who sets him a task
Act One FATEFUL MEETINGS
11:15 pm in London, England in 1914 outside a theatre. It is pouring with rain and cab whistles are blowing ______ all directions. A man is hiding from the rain ___________(listen) to people's language and watching their ____________(react). While watching, he makes notes. Nearby a flower girl wearing dark garments and a ___________(wool) scarf is also sheltering from the rain. A gentleman (G) passes and hesitates for a moment.
E: Come over’ere, cap’in, and buy me flowers off a poor girl.
G: I'm sorry ________ I haven't any change.
E: I can giv’ou change, cap’in.
G: (surprised) For a pound? I'm afraid I've got nothing less.
E: (hopefully) Oah! Oh, do buy a flower off me, Captain. Take this for three pence. (holds up some dead flowers)
G: (uncomfortably) Now don't be _____________(trouble), there's a good girl. (looks in his
wallet and sounds more friendly) But, wait, here's some small change. Will that be _______any
use to you? It's raining _____________(heavy) now, isn't it? (leaves)
E: (disappointed at the outcome, but thinking it is better than nothing) Thank you, sir. (sees a man
taking notes and feels worried) Hey! I ain’t done nothing wrong by speaking to that gentleman.
I've a right _______(sell) flowers, I have. I ain’t no thief. I'm an honest girl I am! (begins to cry)
H: (kindly) There! There! Who's hurting you, you silly girl? What do you take me ________?
(gives her a handkerchief)
E: I ____________ (think) maybe you was a policeman _______ disguise.
H: Do I look like a policeman?
E: (still worried) Then why did 'ou take down my words for? How do I know whether 'ou took
me down right? 'ou just show me __________ 'ou've wrote about me!
H: Here you are. (hands over the paper covered in writing)
E: What's that? That ain't proper writing. I can't read that. (pushes it back at him)
H: I can. (reads imitating Eliza) "Come over' ere, cap'in, and buy me flowers off a poor girl." (in
his own voice) There you are and you were born in Lisson Grove if I'm not __________
(mistake).
E: (looking confused) What if I was? What's it to you?
CP: (has been watching the girl and now speaks to Higgins) That's quite brilliant! How did you
do that, may I ask?
H: Simply phonetics studied and classified from people's own speech. That's my profession and
also my hobby. You can place a man by just a few remarks. I can place any __________
(speak)
conversation within six miles, and even within two streets in London sometimes.
CP: Let me congratulate you! But is there an income _______________(make) in that?
H: Yes, indeed. Quite a good one. This is the age of the newly rich. People begin their working
life in a poor _______________(neighbor) of London with 80 pounds a year and end in a rich
one with 100 thousand. But they betray themselves every time they open their mouths. Now
once ___________(teach) by me, she'd become an upper class lady ...
CP: Is that so? Extraordinary!
H: (rudely) Look at this girl with her terrible English: the English that will condemn her to the
gutter to the end of her days. But, sir, (proudly) once educated to speak properly, that girl could pass__________(her) off in three months as a duchess at ______ ambassador's garden party. Perhaps I could even find her a place as a lady's maid or a shop assistant, __________ requires better English.
E: What's that you say? A shop assistant? Now that's sommat I want, that is!
H: (ignores her) Can you believe that?
CP: Of course! I study many Indian dialects myself and ...
H: Do you indeed? Do you know Colonel Pickering?
CP: Indeed I do, ________ that is me. Who are you?
H: I'm Henry Higgins and I was going to India to meet you.
CP: And I came to England to make ____________ (you) acquaintance!
E: What about me? How'll you help me?
H: Oh, take that. (carelessly throws a handful of money into her basket) We must have a
celebration, my dear man. (leave together)
E: (looking at the collected money in amazement) Well, I never. A whole pound! A fortune!
That'll help me, indeed it will. Tomorrow I'll find you, Henry Higgins. Just you wait and see!
All that talk of (imitates him) "authentic English" ... (in her own voice) I'll see __________
you can get that for me ... (goes out)
Act Two, Scene 1 MAKING THE BET
It is 11am in Henry Higgins' house the next day. Henry Higgins and Colonel Pickering are sitting deep _______ conversation.
H: Do you want to hear any more sounds?
CP: No, thank you. I rather fancied myself because I can pronounce twenty-four distinct vowel
sounds; but your one hundred and thirty beat me. I can't distinguish most of them.
H: (laughing) Well, that comes with practice.
There is a knock and Mrs Pearce (MP), the housekeeper, comes in with cookies, a teapot,
some cream and two cups.
MP: (hesitating) A young girl is asking to see you.
H: A young girl! What does she want?
MP: Well, she's quite a common kind of girl with dirty nails. I thought perhaps you _________
(want) her to talk into your machines.
H: Why? Has she got an interesting accent? We'll see. Show her________, Mrs Pearce.
MP: (only half resigned to it) Very well, sir. (goes downstairs)
H: This is a bit of luck. I'll show you how I make records on wax disks ...
MP: (returning) This is the young girl, sir. (Eliza comes into the room shyly following Mrs
Pearce. She is dirty and ___________(wear) a shabby dress. She curtsies to the two men.)
H: (disappointed) Why! I've got this girl in my records. She's the one we saw the other day. She's
no use at all. Take her away.
CP: (gently to Eliza) What do you-want, young lady?
E: (upset) I wanna be a lady in a flower shop 'stead o' selling flowers in the street. But they won't
take me 'less I speak better. ________ here I am, ready to pay him. I'm not asking for any
favours – and he treats me like dirt.
H: How much?
E: (happier) Now yer talking. A lady friend of _________(me) gets French lessons for two
shillings an hour from a real Frenchman. You wouldn't have the face to ask me for the same
for teaching me as yer would for French. So I won't give yer more than a shilling.
H: (ignoring Eliza and speaking to Pickering) If you think of how much money this girl has –
why, it's the best offer I've had! (to Eliza) But if I teach you, I'll be __________(bad) than a
father.
CP: I say, Higgins. Do you remember _________ you said last night? I'll say you're the greatest
teacher alive if you can pass her off as a lady. I'll be the referee for this little bet and pay
______ the lessons too ...
E: (gratefully) Oh, yer real good, yer are. Thank you, Colonel.
H: Oh, she is so deliciously low. (compromises) OK, I'll teach you. (to Mrs Pearce) But she'll
need _____________(clean) first. Take her away, Mrs Pearce. Wash her and burn her horrible
clothes. We'll buy her new ones. What's your name, girl?
E: I'm Eliza Doolittle and I'm clean. My clothes went to the laundry _______ I washed last week.
MP: Well, Mr Higgins has a bathtub of his own and he has a bath every morning. If these two
gentlemen teach you, you'll have to do the same. They won't like the smell of you otherwise.
E: (sobbing) I can't. I dursn't. It ain't natural and it'd kill me. I've never had a bath in my life; not
over my whole body, neither _______ my waist nor taking my vest off. I'd never have come if
I'd known about this disgusting thing you want me to do ...
H: Once more, take her away, Mrs Pearce, immediately. (Outside Eliza is still weeping with Mrs
Pearce) You see the problem, Pickering. It'll be how to teach her grammar, not just
______________(pronounce). She's ________ need of both.
CP: And there's another problem, Higgins. What are we going to do once the experiment is over?
H: (heartily) Throw her back.
CP: But you cannot overlook that! She'll be changed and she has feelings too. We must be
practical, ___________ we?
H: Well, we'll deal with that later. First, we must plan the best way to teach her.
CP: How about beginning with the alphabet. That's usually considered very effective ... (fades out as they go offstage together)
